EVERY FCUKING TIEM I CAN’T HANDLE THIS JOKE
Loyalty and orgasms are all I really want in a relationship
someone is trying to convince me that the name ‘glen’ is short for ‘glenjamin’ and i cant stop laughing
If you find a girl that is willing to go through hell just to keep the relationship going, you really shouldn’t take her love for granted.
Going through hell for someone and in return being taken for granted was the most painful thing I’ve ever experienced. Never. Again."
13 cats failing at hide and seek
As good as cats think they are at hiding from us, we know better.
HOW LONG IT TAKES TO READ THE WORLD’S MOST POPULAR BOOKS: http://shortlist.com/entertainment/books/how-long-it-takes-to-read-the-worlds-most-popular-books
My brain likes this like this.
This is almost too good.
I gotta go, I have some reading to do.
Kush entirely too fucking loud